Which Pokémon would make the most effective president for the US? A Case for Raichu

From humble beginnings in Topeka, Kansas, to a surprising entry into the 2016 United States Presidential Election, let's explore how a Pokémon named Raichu became a focal point in the race.

The Unlikely Candidate

Raichu, named after the Japanese Pokémon, won an improbable victory in the 2016 Presidential Election. Born outside the U.S., Raichu managed to appeal to both Republican and Democratic voters through his unique platform.

Political Strategy and Crowding Out Rivals

His background as a naturalized citizen and his prominence in video games such as Pokémon Red/Blue, Silver/Gold, and the worldwide phenomenon Pokémon Go, helped him secure key voter support. Republicans, looking for a candidate born outside the U.S., found Raichu's charm appealing, though not enough to sway votes toward Ted Cruz.

Call for Change and Pokémon Advocacy

“Greetings my fellow Americans! Today is a revolutionary day in the history of our glorious nation. Since 1776 humans have had a stranglehold in the presidency. Now is the time for Pokémon to push for the rights we in our hearts always knew we should have had!”

Raichu's speech at the 2016 Pokémon Leadership Convention captured the imagination of diverse voters. His emphasis on the American spirit and his vision for the future of the nation resonated with both conservatives and progressives alike.

Ambition Unleashed: Raichu's Goals as President

As President, Raichu plans to push for Pokémon rights, advocating for advancements in technology to enhance the work efficiency and health of American Pokémon. He also emphasized his commitment to global diplomacy and continued U.S. leadership.

Support and Vision from Key Figures

Supporting Raichu's campaign was Vice President Zapdos, a former Five-Star General and a graduate of Cornell Law School. Zapdos highlighted Raichu's charisma, intelligence, and oratorical skills, stating that Raichu successfully secured New York, a first for a Pokémon candidate.

Policy Decisions and Controversies

One significant policy decision that polarized opinion was Raichu's support for the Trans Pacific Partnership. As a Japanese citizen and given Pokémon's popularity in Canada, his stance on trade continued to be a hot topic. While this policy might have benefits, the specifics of job creation in the energy sector remain unclear.

Immigration and Policy Hurdles

The ???? (Sandslash) policy became a sticking point, with whispers about potential anti-aboriginal policies hurting Raichu in the Sun Belt. Raichu performed well in the Midwestern states but struggled in the Western states due to his short legs, which made it challenging for larger states to campaign effectively.

A Strong First for Kansas

As the first Presidential candidate from Kansas since Bob Dole in 1996, Raichu paved the way for future Pokémon candidates to follow this path. His entry into politics opened up new avenues for representation and advocacy within the political landscape.

The Case for Potential Alternatives

While Charizard and Dragonite might be ideal leaders, they face challenges with the democratic system. Eevee's inclusiveness might be seen as flip-flopping, while Alakazam faces issues related to mainstream religion. Onix, with its lack of arms, might struggle with physical interaction and formal diplomacy.

The Final Verdict

Despite these issues, Raichu's unique blend of advocacy, charisma, and political acumen makes him a compelling candidate. As we celebrate the diverse landscape of presidential candidates, it's important to recognize that varied backgrounds and perspectives can bring fresh ideas to the table.

Conclusion

Raichu's journey through the 2016 Presidential Election highlighted the power of innovation and cross-cultural diplomacy. Here’s to more unconventional and inspiring candidates in future elections.